Ashley Hesseltine Wow, what…an election. It was exciting to see everyone so hyped-up and anxious as Obama and Romney came neck-in-neck. Well, everyone except Diane Sawyer because she was wasted and Colorado’s entire population because they were high. Americans were so worried about Florida (which is basically like every other day, bless its heart) and Ohio became … Read more
I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and wondered who snuck into my apartment overnight and deposited two massive duffel bags under my eyeballs. This baggage was due to sleep deprivation (not boozing/dehydration, surprisingly), but no matter the cause, they were bloated and that’s never a good look. Throughout the years, I’ve picked … Read more
Chances are you’ve heard about or seen BB creams (because they’re EVERYwhere), also known as “the secret to perfect-looking skin Asian women have been using for years.” I mean…let’s give a big thank you to whoever went over to Asia, uncovered this beauty secret those naturally-porcelained-skin ladies (lucky bitches) have been hiding, and brought it … Read more
What you won’t find on this blog: Posts on how to replicate celebs’ looks. Because guess what? They have teams of people making them look that way and you probably don’t (no offense). What you WILL find on this blog (starting now): A recap of the good, the bad, and the ugly (literally) in the … Read more
Ahhhh summer. A time for trips to the beach, wearing less makeup, questionable decisions, and fruity drinks. There is nothing I love more than the perfect marriage of pineapple and coconut in a pina colada, but the sad truth is that they are jam-packed with sugary calories and can give you an adult tummy-ache after … Read more
Fact: everyone is looking for the best blow for their buck. Wait, did I just get a drug and sex pun in the same joke? Hold on while I high five myself really quickly. Now back to blowdryers. Let me start by admitting that I am a hair snob. I use snooty French products (Privé and Renee Furterer), … Read more
I love sex toys. Whoa, that was aggressive. Let me rephrase: I think sexual enhancers play a healthy role in any woman’s relationship with herself and her significant other. And there’s nothing more exciting than shopping for them with your girls at a Pure Romance party. At Kate’s and my second annual “Batteries Not Included” soiree a … Read more
T. G. I. Friday! (PS, that was my favorite restaurant in high school.) It’s time for me to share the things I’ve done recently and hope you’ve done something(s) similar so we can all feel completely satisfied with our lives. Presenting, the third installment of: It’s totally acceptable if… 1. You walk into an athleticwear store and straight … Read more