I saw these Flying Tomato palazzo pants on South Moon Under’s site months ago (yes, I drooled on my keyboard) and finally got them. They were everything I hoped they’d be and more. See? They even make babies happy. (Not my child, btw.) These lovelies are currently on sale for $50 (!!!), but there’s only … Read more
First of all, to anyone who says “leggings aren’t pants,” you can stop reading right now and go F yourself. Sorry that was harsh, but those a-holes deserve it. We all know TIGHTS are not pants (which your mama should have learned ya’ by age 6), but leggings are a beautiful thing–they’re comfortable, versatile, HAVE … Read more
Hallelujah, it’s SHOW-SOME-LEG season! Whether you prefer to put your stems on display with dresses, skirts, shorts, skorts, jorts, or all of the above, it’s necessary they look as smooth, slim, and long as possible, a la Cher Horowitz circa 1995. Here’s how to glam your gams (and hair removal goes without saying, sisters). 1. … Read more
Whew. This weekend was a scorcher. And it’s only going to get hotter. Which, as you ladies know, means two things: boob sweat and swamp ass. I don’t consider myself an excessively sweaty person, but when it’s 90+ degrees and you’re tailgating before a baseball game, sitting on a patio, or day-drinking at a festival, … Read more