New Year’s resolutions. What a disaster. Now I know some of you losers fine folks actually love New Year’s resolutions and some of you loathe them, but let’s all agree they NEVER WORK. Show me the bastard who sets decent resolutions and keeps them a full year. It has never happened in the history of humans. … Read more
Gather ’round, children! This is my new blog on beauty, funny stuff, helpful tips, girls, sometimes boys, fitness and health, drinking, how to maintain fitness and health without giving up drinking, some fashion here and there, sexual-ish stuff from time to time (sorry, Dad), a li’l bit of music (i.e. songs to play while getting … Read more
Let me open up to you guys for a sec. (Don’t worry; I’m not going to cry.) Working for yourself is undeniably awesome in a lot of ways and it was the number one thing I wanted in my career: The freedom, no asshole bosses, vacations when you want, working in pajamas (or nothing at … Read more