I’m just going to say it: I know what men want. When it comes to gifts, that is. As for all the other stuff, you’ll have to ask the fellas I’ve dated. For my CBS Better Mornings segment yesterday, I chose five unique gifts that any cool dude would adore, and while they all have … Read more

Sweet Lord. Mumford & Sons just completely changed the music video game. In fact, they took it, flipped it upside down, turned it around, smashed it on the ground, made out with it, and then peaced the f*ck out. I don’t even know what I just said. But this badass band (one of my faves, … Read more

Disclaimer: If you don’t have an iPhone, therefore don’t have Emoji, step away from the computer as this post will only upset you. As for the rest of you who are inserting smiling piles of sh*t, two dancing girls, cats, camels, trophies, fried shrimp, and ambulances into your daily textchanges, watch this incredible video: I … Read more

I was 18 when I programmed my first “Do Not Answer” in my pink Qualcomm cell phone. I had just been sneak-attacked by a needy dude I phased out a few weeks prior, and he was calling me from the hospital…where he had just gotten a bunion removed. I can’t even. Over the years, I’ve … Read more

When you wake up on a bachelorette weekend and hear a strange dude’s voice say, “I can’t find my pants,” you know it’s going to be a good day. As is what happened this past Saturday morning in Vail. One of the single ladies (my hero) brought home a 25-year-old fella from the bar who … Read more

When I saw this Amy Schumer clip titled “Sluttiest Friend” (probably NSFW), I couldn’t not check it out. Oh, you think that’s me admitting I’m the slutty friend? Come on, you guys. I’m 30 now. And my family reads this. (Just don’t ask my college roommates.) Every group of 20-something women has the slutty friend … Read more

After drooling over my BFF (blogger friend forever) Becky’s post on mint obsessions a while back, it’s only fitting that she’s guest blogging today on glorious green must-haves in honor of the upcoming holiday (and how to land a second date)… Hello Witty + Pretty readers, it’s Becky from The Pumpkin Spot! I’m so excited to … Read more

The best things come in small packages. Except when it comes to boys, booze, and cell phone plans. And I think it’s about time I get myself the #1 stunner of small packages–a Rebecca Minkoff mini bag–so I can stop having a physical, eyes-glazing-over, “I MUST HAVE THAT” reaction every time I see one in … Read more

Happy almost-holiday, leprechaun lovers! I’m heading to Charleston this weekend for my college bestie’s 30th (and one helluva St. Patty’s street party on Sullivan’s Island), so I’m reposting the guest blog I did on my BFF (blogger friend forever) Becky’s rad site, The Pumpkin Spot, because I have more pressing matters at the moment than … Read more