The Friday 5 (+10): Workout Edition

It’s that time again–a list of things that are perfectly acceptable in life. I’ve covered the Olympics (and have since taken back my crush on Ryan Lochte); Facebook (and probably pissed off some new moms), and now I’m moving on to something most of us can relate to: Working out. I actually enjoy working out … Read more

The Friday 5: Things Girls Do That Turn Guys Off (From a Real Dude)

Ladies and gents, it is a very special day over here at Witty + Pretty. Our very first MALE contributor (and hopefully, the first of many) is on deck! Legendary Atlanta playboy, successful entrepreneur, and JC Penney catalog model Trey “Tom” Humphreys is offering up his (extreme) expertise on what turns men off about women … Read more

5 Things About the Olympics

As you may know, every Friday, I confess five things I’ve done the previous week that some might find offensive, embarrassing, or awkward, but that I fully embrace and encourage you to do the same. This week is a collaboration of my thoughts/observations on the Olympics and I’m curious to know if I’m the only … Read more

The Sneakiest Vibrator Ever

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Remember that time your carry-on bag got checked at the airport and the security guy pulled out your vibrator and made you turn it on? Oh wait. That was me. But it’s precisely the reason why us gals could really use a pleasure piece that won’t get us into awkward situations. You know, something you … Read more

The Friday 5: An Encounter with Ice Cube

Last night, whilst out with the girls at hip Midtown Atlanta watering hole, Proof and Provision, we caught wind that Mr. Ice Cube himself was in our presence – yes, THAT Ice Cube from Friday, Next Friday, I Know What You Did Last Friday, “You Can Do It, Put Your Ass Into It,” and the … Read more

Why Instagram Rioted Over Puppies

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I spend entirely too much time looking at puppies on Instagram. But it’s so worth it. I can’t even take it. So I was browsing Instagram recently looking for my puppy/#FoodPorn/nail art fix, and this photo posted by DailyPuppy (my personal favorite) stopped me dead in … Read more

Just Another Mani Monday: 2 Fall Trends to Try

Last week was the end of New York Fashion Week, and obviously I was scoping out the nails–mostly because I love to see the trends, but partially because the recent relocation of my business means the only thing I can actually afford to buy off the designer runways is nail polish. In an effort to entertain … Read more

GIVEAWAY: Urban Decay Best Mascara + Eyeliner Ever

Eyes are so important. When I got my makeup done for New Year’s Eve (perfect smoky eyes, expert liner, just enough false lashes), I couldn’t stop stealing glances in the mirror (seriously, Julie at Woo is a magician). But when I woke up the next morning with hungover, bloodshot, raccoon peepers, I wanted to punch myself in … Read more

GIVEAWAY: Organic Beauty Products for Earth Day

And so it begins! The Witty + Pretty 1-year anniversary weeklong giveaway extravaganza! But more importantly: It’s Earth Day. The ONE day you have of the entire year to SAVE THE PLANET. Did you recycle your Starbucks cup this morning? Extra points if you walked in with your own mug and asked them to fill … Read more

Urban Decay’s New Lipsticks Are MAJOR

Urban Decay is one of my most beloved beauty brands and they have been hyping up their new Revolution lipstick ($22) like it’s the latest Jay-Z album, throwing around bold lingo like “badass” (every other word), “insane,” “intense,” and “superior.” Obviously, I had to get my hands on these tubes that claim to be creamy, long-lasting, … Read more