Ashley Hesseltine

From Thanksgiving (or Halloween, whatever) to the New Year, I say “It’s the holidays!” approximately 2397298474 times as justification to do whatever I want. I have a hard time concentrating on work; all I want to do is eat, binge drink (red wine), and be merry, and I treat my “winter vacation” like I’m still in … Read more

When I first heard the Olympics were in Sochi, I was like, Oh, Switzerland! Nice. Then I realized it was Russia, and I was like, What? Aren’t they kinda’ corrupt? Well, whatever, I’m sure they’ve got it figured out. I didn’t think much else of Sochi except that it was a cute name (like, for … Read more

The topic of beards always comes up amongst my girlfriends this time of year as normally clean-shaven men neglect their razors to support prostate cancer awareness, and manly men who always sport facial fur are like, “Welcome to the club, pussies.” (For the record, I’m not sure when #Movember changed to #NoShaveNovember and I’m not asking questions, … Read more

Summer concert/festival season is here as you can tell by the flower crowns on Instagram and slackers trying to get last-minute tickets to shit on Facebook. But forget about Shaky Knees, Hangout Fest, and Lollapalooza because these six concerts in Atlanta and beyond are all you need to make your summer literally the best three … Read more

Unless you live in a cave with no Internet or sense of humor, you are well aware that comedian/actress Amy Schumer is killing it lately, from her show and all its viral clips to her social antics to her acceptance speech at the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards earlier this month where she … Read more

It’s a holiday weekend, so you know what that means: People are taking vacations and stopping at nothing to make sure you know what an amazing time they’re having via Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Friendster. I’ll admit–I’m a culprit of posting enviable pics, but I try not to be a douche about it. Here are … Read more

With all the fancy, new-fangled beauty brands out there, it’s easy to forget about the old guys. Estee Lauder? Sounds like a grandma. And is Avon still a thing? Or just the next hot celebrity kid name? And then there’s Clinique–maker of that giant bar soap (what a bitch to travel with) and old-school yellow … Read more