Ashley Hesseltine 
Remember that time your carry-on bag got checked at the airport and the security guy pulled out your vibrator and made you turn it on? Oh wait. That was me. But it’s precisely the reason why us gals could really use a pleasure piece that won’t get us into awkward situations. You know, something you … Read more
Last night, whilst out with the girls at hip Midtown Atlanta watering hole, Proof and Provision, we caught wind that Mr. Ice Cube himself was in our presence – yes, THAT Ice Cube from Friday, Next Friday, I Know What You Did Last Friday, “You Can Do It, Put Your Ass Into It,” and the … Read more
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I spend entirely too much time looking at puppies on Instagram. But it’s so worth it. I can’t even take it. So I was browsing Instagram recently looking for my puppy/#FoodPorn/nail art fix, and this photo posted by DailyPuppy (my personal favorite) stopped me dead in … Read more
Last week was the end of New York Fashion Week, and obviously I was scoping out the nails–mostly because I love to see the trends, but partially because the recent relocation of my business means the only thing I can actually afford to buy off the designer runways is nail polish. In an effort to entertain … Read more
Eyes are so important. When I got my makeup done for New Year’s Eve (perfect smoky eyes, expert liner, just enough false lashes), I couldn’t stop stealing glances in the mirror (seriously, Julie at Woo is a magician). But when I woke up the next morning with hungover, bloodshot, raccoon peepers, I wanted to punch myself in … Read more
And so it begins! The Witty + Pretty 1-year anniversary weeklong giveaway extravaganza! But more importantly: It’s Earth Day. The ONE day you have of the entire year to SAVE THE PLANET. Did you recycle your Starbucks cup this morning? Extra points if you walked in with your own mug and asked them to fill … Read more
Urban Decay is one of my most beloved beauty brands and they have been hyping up their new Revolution lipstick ($22) like it’s the latest Jay-Z album, throwing around bold lingo like “badass” (every other word), “insane,” “intense,” and “superior.” Obviously, I had to get my hands on these tubes that claim to be creamy, long-lasting, … Read more
Kids started school yesterday in Georgia. WHAT THE F*CK!? It’s early August!!! Where I’m from (Delaware, b*tches!), we sometimes started school AFTER Labor Day! These poor kids. It rained every day during their entire “summer” and now they have to go back to the classroom. How depressing. I mean, let’s hope they don’t start cutting. … Read more
We have another kickass post from guest blogger Hayden of Pretty In My Pocket (aka PRIMP, the awesome beauty app I’m sure you’ve already downloaded, right?). I’m especially excited about this topic and you’ll see why… *** Don’t worry. I’m not about to flood your brain with uncomfortable memories from junior high parties by mentioning … Read more
You know how Jennifer Lawrence is super beautiful, ridiculously talented, hilarious, beloved by the entire world, AND young, and you’re like, how is that even possible in one person? Well this is the Jennifer Lawrence of beauty products. Suki’s Exfoliate Foaming Cleanser ($11-$33) is a triple-threat with cleaning, scrubbing, AND effervescing abilities (have you ever seen … Read more