Because I know how to Ask Jeeves, I discovered that there are a handful of other “LOL FUNNIEST INSTAGRAMS TO FOLLOW” articles out there, but fuck them because this is the best one, I promise you that. (That was a test. If you’re offended by my language, this article probably isn’t for you.)
Before we start, I’m not including @TheFatJewish and @FuckJerry on the actual list because if you’re not one of the 93249749879872876375247 people following them by now, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? Same with @Unspirational (plus I featured them here).
Moving right along.
1. @TextsFromYourEx. I thought about saving this ’til the end, but couldn’t. This is 100% my favorite Instagram account that has ever existed. I laugh and I laugh and I laugh and I think about my exes and I laugh harder.
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2. @YouDidNotEatThat. This glorious account captures the worst women on the planet: Those who pose with food for Instagram but don’t eat it. The basic bitches giving bloggers a bad name. The ladies you look at and instinctively punch your smart phone.
I literally hate that girl. Also, they find historical moments like this:
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3. @ThatLooksLikeADick. Exactly what it sounds like. Double takes for days.
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4. @SlutWhisperer. Yes, the name appears to be misogynistic, but let him explain…
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5. @_Eavesdropper. A new fave of mine. Statements overheard on the streets of New York, amazingly displayed sans context in fancy-pants script. Genius.
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6. @GirlWithNoJob. Just stumbled on this gem whilst tumbling down the Instagram rabbit hole and am liking her style. Her bio is: “My dream job is not needing one.” I can respect that. She also makes fun of the Kardashians a lot. I can respect that even more.
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7. @KanyeDoingThings. Looking at Kanye’s smug-fugly face in any situation makes me want to stab myself in the eye and move to a deserted island, but this Instagram makes it bearable. So thank you @KanyeDoingThings for my entertainment and unharmed vision. 
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8. @Trevso_Electric. I’ll let him explain why you might like his Instagram as he recently told me:
I mean yeah. He’s got good shit.
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9. @TinderConvos. For the record, some of these real-life Tinder convos are gross and offensive and make you lose faith in the male species……..but some of them are pure gold:
Also, the BEST PICKUP LINE OF ALL TIME:
Brennan, I literally love you and hope we swipe right on each other one day.
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10. @KidsAreTheWorst. They said it, not me.
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11. @Betches. And not basic ones. 
(PS, I love all the girls tagging their ratchet friends in this one.)
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12. @PassengerShaming. Real-life flight attendants and passengers sneaking pics of assholes on planes for our entertainment. There is a God.
Oh, and one more for good measure……yours truly. (Come on, you knew that was coming.)
(And that gem above was just featured in Buzzfeed, nbd.)
Happy double tapping, y’all.
LYLAS,
@AshHess
Hope you all get some giggles from these, and please tell me your favorites in the comments! I know I got all cocky saying this list was the HOLY GRAIL OF LOLers, but I know there are so many other gems out there. Let a sister know! And thanks to everyone who gave me awesome suggestions for this piece.