The Do Not Answer List (and Hilarious Video)

I was 18 when I programmed my first “Do Not Answer” in my pink Qualcomm cell phone. I had just been sneak-attacked by a needy dude I phased out a few weeks prior, and he was calling me from the hospital…where he had just gotten a bunion removed. I can’t even.

Over the years, I’ve added a few more…

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I’m assuming the Mexican is the same person who got in there twice somehow. As for the story, your guess is as good as mine. Mexican guy? Caucasian guy with a Mexican ‘stache? Someone I met at a Mexican place whilst drunk on margs? (Most likely the latter.) As for Sweaty, click here if you want to know that legendary tale.

Anyway, I’m sure we ALL have code names for some lucky folks in our phones. This video nailed it, so I had to share.

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