It’s not even the weekend yet and I’m hungover. (Obviously I had a date last night.)
Anyway, lots of fun stuff happening in the ol’ ATL, starting tonight with a comedy show, which is good if you like to laugh.
Here’s the dealio (who says dealio?):
TJ MILLER
You may know this comedian from Chelsea Lately, movies like Get Him to the Greek and She’s Out of My League, and the new HBO show Silicon Valley. He’s absolutely hilarious and I’m weirdly attracted to him and his sloppy hair.
Here’s one of my favorite bits about his license photo:
And while we’re talking sexy license pictures, I thought I’d share one of Atlanta’s hottest bachelor, our very own male contributor Trey.
(Obviously that pic is from a few years ago before I knew what manicures were.)
And fellow writer/overall studly stud, the Mayor of Ponce:
The button says “I’d kill for chocolate.” Obviously.
And how about the time a friend told me I wasn’t allowed to smile in my license photo (asshole), and I ended up looking like this hoop-wearing wangsta’ chick:
And last but certainly not least…the one and only hot-as-balls Joel Darby…
Well now that everyone has a boner. I’ll be there tonight doing all the LOLOLOLing, so as always, if you’re in attendance, come find me and I’ll buy you a drink or give you an awkward side hug.
*A promo code was originally offered for this show but it was a snafu on the Improv’s end. If you tried to use it and it didn’t work, email me at ashley@witty.gilliansarah.com which show you’d like to attend and we’ll take care of it. Spots are limited.
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SHAKY KNEES FESTIVAL
This weekend is also one of the Atlanta’s finest music festivals, Shaky Knees (#FestSeasonIsTheBestSeason). It started last year with a bunch of badass bands and the lineup is even sicker this year: Alabama Shakes, The National, Modest Mouse, Cold War Kids, Portugal. The Man, Iron and Wine, and so many more. There are still tickets avail (3-day: $169), and if you’re going for only one day ($84), I recommend Sunday so you can shake your knees to Alabama Shakes. Now I want a shake. 
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KENDRA SCOTT: THE STORE
Remember this incredible jewelry from giveaway week? Well there is now a full-on STORE open at Shops Around Lenox packed with all the colorful stunners (hello, Mother’s Day gifts). And if you’re looking for something to do this evening, stop by for the grand opening from 6-9 p.m. and meet Kendra herself (prepare yourself; I hear she’s really pretty AND cool) whilst sipping complimentary cocktails. Also, 20% of proceeds benefit March of Dimes, and there may or may not be a gift with purchase (you’ll have to go and see, wink wink).
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my annual #TreatYoself bra fitting/shopping at Intimacy. Follow me on Instagram @AshHess for pics of pretty, pricey lingerie that will be safe for work. I think.
LYLAS,
Hess