Another guest blogger, whaaaa?! The Witty + Pretty party just keeps getting better, and in the words of the renowned poet Pitbull, “Don’t Stop the Party” (ie. keep reading). I met Lauren virtually through a friend (thanks David!) and guest blogged on her site, Strictly Nutritious, last week (about booze, shocker). While her awesome blog … Read more
New moms on Facebook. The phrase alone can strike fear into the hearts of childless Internet users everywhere. They fill up your newsfeed with their belly selfies and updates (Guess what?! Little Tyler is the size of an avocado today!!!!!) and 7203810974523753 baby pics daily, and at times, they seem to have lost all regard … Read more
Some guys are down for a fancy schmancy dinner on Valentine’s Day (*cough* amateur night), complete with him picking you up, roses in hand, and ending the night with both of you too sleepy from the booze and full from the “love themed menu” to even get freaknasty. But, NEWSFLASH: Most guys aren’t. The thing … Read more
Get ready, friends. I’m about to profess my undying love. For a workout, not a guy. (C’mon, you know me better than that.) If you read this blog, you know how obsessed I am with Flywheel Sports. The Atlanta location opened a little over a year ago and I’ve been going regularly ever since (and … Read more
I have worn the same style of Nike running shoe since 2008 (seriously, I think I’ve gone through 11 pairs), so it was a big step (no pun intended) to try something new. But I’ve been hearing about and seeing Newtons amongst the Atlanta fitness crowd (plus Flywheel founder Ruth swears by them), so last … Read more
If you’re visiting this site, that (probably) means you know how to read, and many of the people on your holiday gift list know how to read as well. So… WHY NOT GET THEM BOOKS!? I’m not a genius, you guys. Just a simple gal who likes a nice, hilarious, offensive coffee table book as … Read more
Wow, what…an election. It was exciting to see everyone so hyped-up and anxious as Obama and Romney came neck-in-neck. Well, everyone except Diane Sawyer because she was wasted and Colorado’s entire population because they were high. Americans were so worried about Florida (which is basically like every other day, bless its heart) and Ohio became … Read more
I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and wondered who snuck into my apartment overnight and deposited two massive duffel bags under my eyeballs. This baggage was due to sleep deprivation (not boozing/dehydration, surprisingly), but no matter the cause, they were bloated and that’s never a good look. Throughout the years, I’ve picked … Read more
Chances are you’ve heard about or seen BB creams (because they’re EVERYwhere), also known as “the secret to perfect-looking skin Asian women have been using for years.” I mean…let’s give a big thank you to whoever went over to Asia, uncovered this beauty secret those naturally-porcelained-skin ladies (lucky bitches) have been hiding, and brought it … Read more
What you won’t find on this blog: Posts on how to replicate celebs’ looks. Because guess what? They have teams of people making them look that way and you probably don’t (no offense). What you WILL find on this blog (starting now): A recap of the good, the bad, and the ugly (literally) in the … Read more