Hey ladies. We need to discuss something and it has to do with your lovely locks (especially if they’re color-treated). But first, I need to give some virtual love to The Hair Whisperer himself, Drew Delaney of Velvet Salon, who A) is featured in this month’s Allure with a 5-star rating (!!!), and B) brought me … Read more
Let’s welcome another guest blogger to the Witty + Pretty party! I “met” Crystal Stewart through Twitter (then met her in person at a bar one night, obvi), and love it when she talks beauty. She’s a Clinique consultant, nail whore expert, and overall cool and funny chick. I’ll let her impress you herself… Okay, … Read more
Last night was fun. Today has not been. All I can think about is how I can’t wait to get into bed (which may be as soon as I hit “publish” on this post). But that brings me to today’s five list of where I’d like to be at this moment (and any moment really). … Read more
WHAT….a week it has been. Girls who only post pics of their food and vacation feet on Facebook claimed to watch the presidential debate, Nicki Minaj is about to beat Mariah Carey’s ASS on national television, and Emoji added new emoticons like fried shrimp, a SECOND camel, and a gay couple. Life is good. Here … Read more
You may know this tip all too well and think, “DUH, ASHLEY, I never leave home without doing that, you dummy,” or I could be dropping a total beauty bomb on you, but either way, this is a makeup trick I’ve been doing for years, and it works like a charm for opening up your … Read more
So, Esquire named Mila Kunis The Sexiest Woman Alive for 2012. SHOCKER. Not only is she smokin’ hot, but she’s actually cool and funny, so good luck trying to top this one next year, guys. Watch this video of her sexiness in action and please, ladies, don’t feel bad about yourselves. You would look that amazing if … Read more
International Get Busy Day, excuse me, VALENTINE’S DAY is one week away and if you have someone to show your heart (or hoo-ha) to, you’re probably thinking about what will showcase it best. I’ve picked out some of the sexiest and flattering pieces that say “I’m ready to get it on…but I’m no whore.” However, … Read more
I have dropped and cracked two bronzers in the last month. Yes, one incident was booze-induced, but like, at this point, someone should suspend my beauty blogger card. I use Pla Beauty’s ahhh-mazing bronzer in Cougar (rawwr) and when I dropped it the first time a few weeks ago, I tried to salvage it for … Read more
What a week it’s been! Honey Boo Boo premiered, Twilight fans are still sobbing themselves to sleep because Bella cheated on Edward, and more hookups went down in Olympic Village than a Vegas porn convention. It’s time for another roundup of five happenings/observations/thoughts from the week that I hope you can relate to. Last week … Read more
I said…BRRR, it’s cold out there (there must be some Clovers in the atmosphere). Ok, Bring It On references aside (is it just me or was that Kirsten Dunst’s career high?), it is getting chilly in most parts of the country, which means it’s time for cute fall/winter style, even though you may want to … Read more