Fireball was that perfect guy who always lived in your city but you never knew existed. He was around, but you were too busy making out with Jose, Jim, Jack, or Goose, or partying with your red-headed slut friends to notice. But then finally in 2013 (or maybe it was 2012, you can’t really remember), … Read more
With so much going on in the A-T-L, it’s kinda’ hard not to find shiz that’s fun as hell. What? Sorry I was listening to “Gin and Juice” earlier (#FlashbackFriday y’all). ANYWAY, I have some gems for my Atlanta folk, all of which come with discounts or incentives. I didn’t plan for all these event … Read more
1. I’m going on a weeklong vacation to celebrate my 30th birthday at my favorite place on Earth, Dewey Beach, Delaware, with my family and friends! Obviously, I plan on checking into the Delta Sky Club and getting in an escalator workout. 2. As you read this, I’m probably on a plane sitting in between … Read more
If you’ve been to a music festival/outdoor concert recently, you have 100% been exposed to the trend/epidemic sweeping the female nation: High-waisted jorts. Girls of all ages, body types, booty types, and textual orientations have been rocking these denim doozies with crop tops, fake flower crowns, and leather boots in 3,000-degree weather because fashion. At … Read more
Another guest blogger, whaaaa?! The Witty + Pretty party just keeps getting better, and in the words of the renowned poet Pitbull, “Don’t Stop the Party” (ie. keep reading). I met Lauren virtually through a friend (thanks David!) and guest blogged on her site, Strictly Nutritious, last week (about booze, shocker). While her awesome blog … Read more
I’m here for you guys girls. Which is why I spend my days and nights tirelessly scouring the World Wide Web for the best in pretty and funny so you don’t have to. Last week we covered celeb beauty, and ever since that picture of Miley’s horrendous interesting hairdo, I’ve had mane on the brain. Here are … Read more
I have been on the hunt for the perfect mascara since birth. Okay, since high school. I’ve spent hours applying, removing, and reapplying, dropped more cash than I’d like to admit at Sephora and Bloomingdale’s, and if I’m talking to someone who has even remotely long/thick lashes, I ask what she uses. I have one … Read more
JUST as important as the game itself is the snack spread. Since the probably of a hangover is high, the possibility of me logging hours (or even 20 minutes) in the kitchen is just, well, nonexistent. So I’ve compiled five of the easiest and yummiest things in the snack universe. They require minimal ingredients, even … Read more
The 2013 MTV VMAs JTMAs went down last night and the nation (well, everyone with a Twitter account) was abuzz with commentary. Here are my top ten observations. 1. The VMAs took place in Brooklyn. The one city where the residents couldn’t give less of a shit about the VMAs. 2. Lady Gaga. Ms. Monster had four … Read more
Hello! I’m Kelley, Ashley’s best friend (because in the words of Mindy Kaling: “Best friend isn’t a person; it’s a tier.”). I’m also her resident psychologist and spiritual advisor, even though I have no official qualifications other than life experience and a lot of Oprah’s Super Soul Sunday episodes under my belt. I wrote this list … Read more