Some things…you should never question where they came from: A free drink from the bartender, a five-pound weight loss when you haven’t been exercising or dieting, a 70% sale on designer shoes, random orgasm during spinning. (Psst, does that last one really happen because sadly, I’ve never experienced it?) But anyway. I recently had a … Read more
Carrie Bradshaw once said, “I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.” I say, “I like my empty booze bottles right where I can see them: In my outgoing text log.” (Seriously, if drunk texting was an Olympic sport, I’d be Ryan Lochte–I may say some dumb sh*t, but … Read more
Have you guys been DYING to know what I want for Christmas all week long!? No? Okay, fair enough, but I’m going to tell you anyway. There are about 3.5 things on this list that I’ll actually receive and the rest are aspirational (ie. I’ll just have to wait until Valentine’s Day (HA, yeah right), my … Read more
I’ve owned (and drunkenly lost) many a pair of flip-flops, specifically Havaianas. They’re cute, they’re stylish, and they say “I’m a cool chick.” But they are NOT the most comfortable shoes on the planet (admit it!), and with a completely flat sole and no give, they’re not the best for your feet either. We have … Read more
If you’re visiting this site, that (probably) means you know how to read, and many of the people on your holiday gift list know how to read as well. So… WHY NOT GET THEM BOOKS!? I’m not a genius, you guys. Just a simple gal who likes a nice, hilarious, offensive coffee table book as … Read more
In case you didn’t know… I’ve spent the last six days in the city for work and play (okay, mostly play) and it felt like home. But it’s not home (at least not yet), so I’m still in visitor territory. If you’ve ever spent time in the Big Apple, you may be able to relate … Read more
Here’s the deal. You’re going to strip down, step into a silver tube with only your head poking out (what?), then the tube will fill with nitrogen that’s about NEGATIVE 270 degrees Fahrenheit (that wasn’t a typo). You will turn into a human popsicle, but in three minutes, you’ll be all done and feel stimulated, … Read more
The item I’m about to reveal is one of the best purchases you will make this year, I promise. It’s the perfect present for you, your mom (ha), and every female out there who can appreciate an accessory that has about 487 uses. It’s basically the potato of fashion. Introducing: the fouta. Not to be … Read more
Bold statement in 3…2… Chuice will change your life. Let me explain. This amazingness in a bottle helped me lose those pesky seven pounds that wouldn’t drop, has given me more energy, improved my skin and hair (as in, my stylist asked what the eff I had been doing differently), and has made meal planning … Read more
My best friend Cory and I always say that if you see us sleeping in a bed together, you’d think it was two corpses lying side by side. Yes…we are the enviable back sleepers. It’s been proven that sleeping on your back leads to less aging on your face and chest area because when you … Read more