Skincare Straight From the Garden + Have the Softest Hands Ever + FREE Shipping

Guess what? Your skincare products could be making you FAT! Kidding. But now that I have your attention. We know the skincare and cosmetics industry is seriously slack with regulations, which means companies can put toxic, potentially cancer-causing chemicals in your moisturizer and you rub that nastiness deeeeep into your pores every single day. I know…terrifying. … Read more

How to Reject a Guy Gently and Effectively….With 6 Words

Hey gals. Your new bestie Tom here. I want to give you a smidge of advice and share the story of how the most attractive girl on this sweet Earth rejected me when I asked her out, BUT made feel like a million bucks at the same time. Now, you might not know this, but rejection … Read more

How to Lose a Guy in 7 Days (From Tough Love Tom)

Ok ladies, it’s your man-friend Trey here (aka Tough Love Tom) taking a break from Candy Crush to help you figure out the male gender and how to not mess up a good thing in a week or less. We already discussed long toenails and bad spray tans, but at the end of this Pulitzer … Read more

Has There Ever Been a Cuter Animal Than This?

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Congrats China. You just won the cute dog trophy until the end of time. Introducing the Panda Puppy! That’s right. These are chows who have undergone extensive dyeing and grooming to resemble a DAMN PANDA BEAR. China’s middle class is in total pandamonium over these, as more people are getting canines as companions instead of dinner. All … Read more

The Friday 5: Fun (AND Sexy!) Costume Ideas

Sorry to offend anyone, but there is nothing that irks me more on All Hallow’s Eve than sexy cop/kitten/nurse/devil/bumble bee/etc.  costumes straight out of a bag from the pop-up Halloween shop. Don’t get me wrong–I understand the desire to look sexy on the one night of the year when it’s completely acceptable to look like … Read more

Simplest, Low-Cal Vodka Cocktail Yet: The Dreamsicle

Attention all my soul sisters (and brothers) who want to be skinny without ever sacrificing booze! It’s time for another LCVC (low-cal vodka cocktail)! (Speaking of, is it 5:30 yet?) This is the easiest one yet–with only two ingredients, you can make it with your eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back. But … Read more

How to Play the Perfect Music at All Times

I play music all…the…time. While I work, clean, cook (a rare occasion), get ready, unload the dishwasher, make out with dudes (even rarer than cooking these days), drive, work out, stare at my to-do list, stare at my computer screen, cuddle with Dewey, read magazines, stalk people, read about politics spend time on Facebook, pay bills … Read more

7 Things That Are Totally Acceptable: Memorial Day Edition

I am headed to Destin, FL this weekend with throngs of hard-partying Atlantans (not to be confused with thongs of hard-partying Atlantans, although there will be those, too) for what’s known as Adult Spring Break. It’s my first year at his momentous event, so I have been majorly preparing with no shame. I hope you’re … Read more

These 6 Rain Boots Will Make You WANT it to Pour

Let’s talk precipitation. For me, unless I’m hungover and want to watch movies in bed all day, I do NOT appreciate rain–it messes up plans and your hair. As for snow/ice, I’ll take a max of three snow days a year (I started going batshit on Day 4 of Snowpocalypse 2011). BUT I’ve decided that … Read more

A New Liquor Line, Skinny Cocktails & Beer Ice Cream

*Click “Continue Reading” below if video doesn’t load.* I incorporate alcohol into about 98% of my CBS Better Mornings segments, so am obviously known on the set as the boozehound/party girl that starts throwing ’em back at 9 a.m. This week, I decided to fully embrace my reputation and do an ALL BOOZE segment. Check it … Read more