I know a thing or two about relationships, not because I have been in a bunch of serious ones, but because I was born with a rare gift to offer sage wisdom and advice that I can’t actually apply to my own life. What…..a #blessing. That, coupled with my 839792742947 girl and guy friends who come … Read more

Compensation was provided by Jergens®. Can we talk about this winter? It has been worse than having 1% cell phone battery in the DMV while Nickelback is playing and there’s a baby screaming and your ex-boyfriend is there with his new girlfriend who just so happens to be Margot Robbie. In other words: THE WORST … Read more

Lovers and friends, let me introduce you to Tinder royalty: Alexandra of the blog Toe Pick. This genius betch matches with the finest male specimens on the world’s most beloved shallow dating app and channels various personalities to communicate with them and it’s nothing short of magical. The only thing more incredible than the shit … Read more

If there’s ONE thing that matters in life, it’s getting the perfect selfie. I mean, people literally die trying. And the selfie stick is fine (I mean, Melissa McCarthy used one at a Spy screening this week and I was front and center, nbd)…. But these contraptions can be a tad obtrusive. There has to … Read more

Who’s ready for a beach vacay?! (That should be everyone.) Sun, sand, relaxing, day drinking, and humblebrag hashtags. Ahhhh…. Today’s giveaway is a must-have for a trip to the tropics (or the Florida panhandle, whichever). It’s a perfect coverup courtesy of South Moon Under, which if you weren’t aware, is my favorite store in the … Read more

Hold onto your hamstrings; it’s the giveaway I know many of you have been waiting for. That’s right: Flywheel Sports 5-packs. If you know me, you know I’ve been in a committed relationship with the indoor cycling studio for the last two+ years. Sure, I go on dates with other workouts, but no matter what, this … Read more

I worry that someday it’s going to come out that Kind bars’ nutritional labels are wrong and they really are packed with calories and sugar (Kalteen Bar-style), because I just can’t understand how they are THAT GOOD and still good for you. It’s safe to say I have a unhealthy healthy obsession with these gems. They’re … Read more

I wonder if I asked a bunch of dudes to name a sexy movie scene, they’d say, “Uh, this girl-on-girl scene I watched on YouPorn this morning.” Probably. But us ladies…we like a little more cinematic value for our stimulation. Last week, Witty + Pretty email subscribers weighed in on the steamiest movie scenes of all … Read more

Recently, I did a post about the five fattest foods girls love to eat, and I think it got a pageview or two (million). Turns out, we ladies love feeding our inner fat girl and talking about it. But we all have an inner Gisele, too, and she likes to eat different stuff. Like this… … Read more

Full, shapely, well-groomed brows make a face that much more beautiful–they’re expressive, draw attention to your pretty peepers, and add dimension to your mug. Some might even say they’re the most important feature! Just ask these gals… Some women recognize the importance of good brows, but others have no idea how they can totally change your face … Read more