Good luck sleeping tonight.
If you’re completely baffled (and terrified), check out the full story here, but yes, that is Madge rocking full gold grill, which seems to accentuate her evil eyes.
While I love her old music (duh), I’m not a huge fan of the Material Girl as a person (the gays hate me for that one), but this photo seems to prove that she in, in fact, the lovechild of Satan…and Flava Flav.
Life is a mystery.