Let it known that I find Kanye West absolutely repulsive. He might actually be attractive, but I’m not even sure because when I look at him, all I see is the most narcissistic, self-obsessed, delusional, douchey person ON THE PLANET (with hamster cheeks).
I actually cannot think of anyone I want to hook up with less, except maybe Sloth from The Goonies.
Kim Kardashian (while beautiful) is also a douchebag (at least that’s what her selfies tell us), so they really do make a great couple, but still, the thought of her having sex with Kanye makes me want to throw up on my keyboard right now. So when I heard that they had made a sexual-ish music video (ew) for his new song “Bound 2”, I was scared to watch. But my curiosity got the best of me and I turned it on. And I felt my face contort within the first 30 seconds.
For the record, I have an “expressive face” (not a compliment), and when I am grossed out, my mug gets ug and I can literally feel six chins set in. (Why am I still single?) I knew that my reaction to this video would probably be pretty special, so I paused Kimye and turned on my webcam.
You guys, when she was bouncing (dry humping?) him on that motorcycle, I had to avert my eyes. Here are the rest of the highlights.
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Once again, thank you Kanye for the forehead wrinkles.
LYLAS,
Ashley
Am I the only one that feels this way about Kanye in a sexual situation? What grosses you out/gives you ugly face? Let me know with a comment!