Trick-or-Treat, Drop and Give Me 20: How to Work Off That Candy

I can’t figure out why the kids run past my house on Halloween each year. I’m always dressed up in a cool costume (a carrot) and I hand out the good stuff (fresh kale) instead of cheap Sweet Tarts! And I’m very friendly, inviting them to stop and burn off some of that candy so … Read more

Post Wine Pics, Win a Party

I’m always down to try a new alcohol. Who am I kidding, I’m always down for any alcohol, new or old (but not expired……past six months). Over the weekend, I got my hands on some Tiziano pinot grigio and prosecco ($10-$12) and am a new super-fan of this authentic, affordable Italian vino. I’m also a … Read more

My Worst Halloween Hookup Ever

As our friend Tom so eloquently stated, “Halloween was designed for hooking up. This is a holiday where you can rely on your costume to draw attention instead of your boring personality and average looks.” Add alcohol into this mix and you have people getting down with members of the opposite sex (or same sex … Read more

The Anti-Puff Layering System: How to Not Look Frumpy When It’s Freezing

Hey guys, guess what? It’s cold outside. Thank goodness for all those people who updated their statuses about the weather; if it weren’t for them, I’d be running around in jorts today. I would actually post a picture of the amazing vintage, high-waisted leopard jeans that I AM rockin’ today but A) I’d be selfie-ing … Read more

The Time I Sh*t Myself

I was 7 or 8 years old (read: at least 5 years out of potty training), and I had just put on a brand new outfit and was getting ready to go outside and play. By outfit, I mean a monochromatic sweatsuit (this particular one was pink) because apparently, those were my jam when I … Read more

Workout Review: Orangetheory Will Kick Your Fitness Goals Into Gear

Whew. I have finally recovered from Stellar Bodies two weeks ago and am here with another workout review (sans sexy video this time, SORRY). I am loving this workout that is sweeping/toning the nation and just touched down in Atlanta (hallelujah). Orangetheory is based around the science of heart rate-based interval training, so you know … Read more

Selfie Pics Are Out. #LipSyncSelfie Videos Are the Future.

Remember back when selfies were cool? Well NOT ANYMORE, you social media lovers and losers. Selfies are the new LOL (no offense, Mom), and these days, you’re only cool on Facebook/Instagram/Christian Mingle if you do a #LipSyncSelfie video. Says who? Says REALITY SHOW SUPERSTAR Tribble Reese. That’s right. The same stud muffin who basically invented … Read more

My Late-Night Date With a Homeless Man

I was leaving Atlanta’s “swankiest and sexiest” nightlife establishment, Privé, on Saturday night (obviously I was leaving; that place is awful) when I was approached by a homeless man, who asked me for money to buy food at the nearby Publix. I had an Uber car two seconds away and no cash on me (shocker), … Read more

Everything You Want to Know About Lash Extensions

What if there was a beauty trick that made you look and feel pretty even when you’re bloated, hungover, sleep-deprived, and winter white? And I don’t mean wearing a Beyonce mask. (PS, do they make those?) I’m talking about lash extensions, which I truly believe is the #1 beauty splurge every woman should try at … Read more

5 Natural Remedies If Your Period Makes You Want to Die

By guest blogger Kelley Hagen I’ve had horrific periods since puberty hit. Like, fetal-position-nausea-cramping-migraines-for-three-days kind of periods that made me want to kill myself. I seriously would’ve lost less blood from a gun shot wound, and I suffered through this torture month after month for 17 years because I was unwilling to take pharmaceuticals to … Read more