Do you ever fantasize about trading in your lifelong best friend for a celebrity BFF? Oh you do? That’s f*cked up. But yes, it’s fun to admire celebs and be like, “Ohmygod, we would totally be besties,” even though you probably wouldn’t because most of them aren’t nearly as “normal” and “cool” as they seem, … Read more
Ladies, even if you’re a Hot Topic-shopping, Boone’s Farm-drinking, acrylic nail-getting, Golden Corral-eating gal, there is hope for you to look like Kate Middleton yet. (And I really hope none of you readers personally identified with that description.) There is one item of outerwear that will make you look classy even if you are wearing … Read more
Unfortunately, I did NOT fall in love this weekend at the Fairburn County State Fair, also known as TomorrowWorld (only the biggest electronic music festival in the universe). #Bummer. We still had a blast, but I had a major issue with one of the slogans I kept seeing everywhere… Oh please. Every SECOND? Could the … Read more
Spring weather is here, which means time to sit out on your patio with a glass of moscato, listen to Drake, and paint your pretty little nails. I’ll hit the salon for pedis from time to time, but I really have taken to painting my own fingernails at home (especially with my fave at-home gel), … Read more
DAY 1: ONE WEEK LATER: We did it! And I only cheated once with one cup of coffee. Ok, twice. Ok FINE, I also had two glasses of wine on Friday night before the cleanse was TECHNICALLY over, but I pretended it was beet juice, so it’s ok (right??). Friends, this 5-day juice cleanse was … Read more
I’m a certified night owl. I’ve always been able to stay up into the wee hours and function on minimal sleep, but as of late, I’ve fallen into a pattern of working really late at night when there are no email/G-chat/social media/text distractions and hitting the sack around 2-3 a.m. (or later, ugh). I’ll still … Read more
Now, I don’t mean the best way to wake up as in a California king on a private island spooning with a hot dude and you remembered to take your makeup off the night before and you don’t even have morning breath and your hair is perfectly tousled from the silk pillowcases. Because, duh. I … Read more
What? You don’t have a personal chef at home preparing healthy, delicious meals for you to sit down to when you come home from a long day starving and ready to attack your pantry? Well me neither. And until I do (a girl can dream), I have to make this happen on my own OR … Read more
Guess what, guys?! I’m back on the workout train and feeling motivated (just like the rest of the assholes who are filling up your fitness classes and hogging your ellipticals for the next month). Since all I did from Thanksgiving to New Year’s was drink, go out to eat, and crush Christmas cookies, it’s time … Read more
If you can believe it, I was quite the demanding (and too smart for my own good) child. So when I was about to enter first grade (GRADE SCHOOL, BITCHES!), that meant it was time for a grownup hairdo, which in 1989, was obviously a perm (or a “permanent” as the salon professionals would say). … Read more