GIVEAWAY: Perfect Lips (and Smoky Eyes) by Urban Decay

Hollaaaaa! It’s W+P’s second anniversary, which means giveaways alllll week long. The first one had to be from one of my favorite makeup brands, Urban Decay. If you don’t remember the post about UD’s game-changing Revolution lipstick, either read it, or just know that this stuff is the real deal–creamy, hydrating, highly pigmented, long-lasting, and with … Read more

Meet the Girl Who Doesn’t Like Beyonce

A week ago, a friend posted on Facebook that Jay Z was the Nickelback of rappers. After I recovered from shock, I politely inserted my correction: Obviously, the thread got heated (you can’t just throw around crazy statements about HOVA like that and not get backlash), and I noticed one girl commented, “I can’t stand Jay Z … Read more

The Anti-Aging, Miracle Product Your Face Needs Now

In case you haven’t read the Internet or a magazine or watched TV or talked to anyone for the past decade, it has been proven that sun exposure ages your skin like nothing else. I know, crazy right? I think of the days in my early twenties (#SpringBreak BITCHES!) when I would bake in the … Read more

Videos Like “Anaconda” Aren’t Doing Females Any Favors

I watched Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video (after 50 million people had already viewed it, and 30 of those 50 million probably climaxed) and I was, in a word, repulsed. Asses clapping, asses twerking, asses in the air doggystyle position, asses shaking in slow-mo, girls touching each other’s asses, girls grinding on each other’s asses, girls … Read more

The Fault in Our Stars: A Review + Cry Selfie (No Spoilers)

I went into The Fault in Our Stars like most girls go into their period week: You know you’ll get emotional, you know you’re going to cry, you know you’ll need some M&Ms, and you know it will be over soon enough. I will admit it was the most I’ve ever cried in a movie, even … Read more

16 Times Animals Are Better Than Humans on Instagram

If there’s one thing we can agree on when it comes to Instagram, it’s this: And if there’s another thing we can agree on, it’s that animals are the best. Animals don’t wake up in the morning, put on a full face of makeup, then take a selfie and hashtag #IWokeUpLikeThis. Animals don’t pretend to … Read more

Are You Practicing This Makeup Magic?

Face contouring: The magical trick professional makeup artists use to completely transform people’s faces and turn even the most #BasicBitch into a supermodel. Or Lana Del Rey… Ok that was dramatic (and I also just wanted an excuse to hashtag #basicbitch), but seriously…makeup (and specifically face contouring) can do some crazy shit, proven by the photos … Read more

10 Old-School Beauty Products That Still Work #LikeABoss

There are 93874298374893274 beauty products on the market today (give or take), but many of those will be gone in a year, into the #BeautyFail abyss. Yet some have been around since before your mom started wearing rouge and are still popular as ever because well, they work. Here are ten old-school classics that have … Read more

How a Former Taylor Swift Hater Totally Changed Her Tune

Am I tripping on psychedelic mushrooms or is there a Snowpocalypse in Saudi Arabia right now because this blog entry is about Taylor Swift…and it’s positive. FML. I’m not one to excessively celebrity gossip (that’s for bores and basics), but you may know I used to majorly hate on Taylor Swift. I could not stand her … Read more