If you know me at all, you know that Jimmy Fallon’s EW! sketch is my favorite thing in life. No seriously. I watch an episode at least twice a day week, and quote it constantly with my fellow EW! lovers. It’s just…so…perfect. This latest one with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron finally addresses selfies and … Read more
You know that feeling when you work a crazy 10+ hour day…and you get home…and take your bra (or pants) off? Orgasmic. You guys. That’s how I feel when I put on my new Sanuk sandals. I have basically worn them every day since they arrived on my doorstep and I don’t know how I … Read more
SUMMER IS HERE, BISHES! (Screw a calendar; it starts after Memorial Day). This means sun, fun, vodka, beach vacays, tan skin, Katy Perry, margaritas, maxi dresses, pool parties, patios, and more vodka. But it also means a style refreshment should be on tap. If you take the time right now to get your wardrobe summer-ready, … Read more
This standup bit from female comedian Iliza Shlesinger (who Total Sorority Move dismissively refers to as “this girl”) has been making the rounds this week because as TSM says, she so “hilariously describes why girls freaking hate each other.” I happened to see it for the first time whilst on a hysterical (and very NSFW) email … Read more
***Guest post by Lynsey of Sugar Free Ear Candy*** My most innocent girlfriend called me the other day and asked if she should get a Brazilian wax. Before I could begin laughing at the mere thought of her taking her monogrammed panties off in front of a stranger to get her virginal crotch ripped to … Read more
I love Halloween. Like, really really (add 12 more reallys) love it. When you were little, it was an excuse to get dressed up, get attention, act silly with your friends, and eat candy until you passed out. Now it’s an excuse to get dressed up, get attention, act silly with your friends, and drink … Read more
****Guest post from Allison of AA**** You guys. I have to tell you about my night. It is currently 10:42 p.m. and I am sitting at my kitchen table; the exact spot I was sitting in at approximately 9:30 p.m. when I first saw it. I’LL START FROM THE BEGINNING. I took a later … Read more
How the FACK is it mid-summer? I feel like Snowpocalypse was just like, last week. This has potential to be the best summer ever because: 1) It’s cooler than hot-as-balls years past, but hasn’t rained every day like last year (the WORST). 2) Killer restaurants (and more importantly, patios) continue to open and lure us in. … Read more
Dear Sam, I hope this letter finds you well. I have come to the conclusion that…well…I have a male-to-male appreciation for you. Fuck it, a Man Crush. You see Sam, it appears that every female on Planet Earth (and possibly Venus) is in love with you and your songs instead of me. You have stolen … Read more
There are few things in life I love more than vodka, coconut, and the beach. Actually, maybe zero things. So when I discovered Pinnacle’s coconut vodka on my way TO THE BEACH, I flipped the F*CK out. After the liquor store employees tranquilized me and I recovered, I got my alcoholic creative juices flowing and … Read more