I was on a bachelorette party this weekend in Charleston, and while I had an absolute blast, I couldn’t help but think how things had changed from the bachelorette parties I attended before I hit the big 3-0. For one, I still remembered my name on Sunday. And I didn’t have to take a Plan … Read more
Good luck sleeping tonight. If you’re completely baffled (and terrified), check out the full story here, but yes, that is Madge rocking full gold grill, which seems to accentuate her evil eyes. While I love her old music (duh), I’m not a huge fan of the Material Girl as a person (the gays hate me for … Read more
I happen to have an arsenal of sex toys, namely vibrators. Attribute it to the fact that I co-hosted a Pure Romance party for four years in a row where I not only got free gifts but also got wasted. “Limited Ddition” neon yellow dildo butterfly vibrator for $80? Sure why not! My power bill … Read more
Call me crazy, but I have never been personally offended by the site of an animal’s asshole. However, in 2022 in a world filled with bare human asses breaking the Internet, apparently this is an issue for some people. So praise Jesus for the TWINKLE TUSH, a feline ass-cessory that turns a kitty’s butthole into … Read more
In case you missed my 87-minute long Facebook Live announcement or haven’t perused my Instagram (read: dog and pizza gallery) in a while, I moved from Atlanta to THE BIG APPLE. And no, I don’t actually call it that because I’m not your dad or a midday talk show host (unfortunately). I moved to New … Read more
T. G. I. Friday! (PS, that was my favorite restaurant in high school.) It’s time for me to share the things I’ve done recently and hope you’ve done something(s) similar so we can all feel completely satisfied with our lives. Presenting, the third installment of: It’s totally acceptable if… 1. You walk into an athleticwear store and straight … Read more