What a week! Justin Timberlake put out a new song, Lance Armstrong is the worst person ever, and Selena Gomez got drunk (you go, gurl). There were some real gems in the news and on the ol’ web this week, so I picked a handful of the best to offer my pointless expert commentary on. … Read more
WHAT….a week it has been. Girls who only post pics of their food and vacation feet on Facebook claimed to watch the presidential debate, Nicki Minaj is about to beat Mariah Carey’s ASS on national television, and Emoji added new emoticons like fried shrimp, a SECOND camel, and a gay couple. Life is good. Here … Read more
What a week it’s been! Honey Boo Boo premiered, Twilight fans are still sobbing themselves to sleep because Bella cheated on Edward, and more hookups went down in Olympic Village than a Vegas porn convention. It’s time for another roundup of five happenings/observations/thoughts from the week that I hope you can relate to. Last week … Read more
Historically, November has not been my finest month. One November, I lost my car and reported it stolen. Years ago in November, I got a DUI (and yes, I just admitted that on the Internet). And for the past two Novembers, I’ve gotten weird injuries that kept me on the DL for three months and … Read more
Ask and ye shall receive (sometimes). All I wanted for Valentine’s Day was a stuffed Boo dog and whaddya know…a LIFE-SIZE one showed up on my doorstep yesterday in a Nordstrom box (apparently, it’s the VIP Boo, complete with pink, monogrammed hoodie). #SoBlessed. Obviously, I adore my new, little bundle of joy, but things definitely … Read more
Who’s nursing a food hangover? AMEN. But it’s the biggest shopping day/weekend of the year, so let’s focus. You couldn’t pay me enough to hit up a Target/Best Buy/Burlington Coat Factory on Black Friday (btw, dick move opening on Thanksgiving night, Target), but some of you crazies will be out there battling the masses for … Read more
Tomorrow is December 1. I mean…can I get a “WTF?!” It seemed like only yesterday I was laying on the beach with a margarita getting tan and now I’m just drinking (large quantities of) red wine and getting paler by the second. But whatever. I do love the holiday season and there are so many … Read more
I’m heading to Chicago today for SPRING BREAK 2K13, baby! Oh. Well maybe not. But I am traveling to the Windy City for the weekend (do people still call it Chi Town or is that like saying HOTlanta?), and am very excited as I’ve only been once and it was a 24-hour work trip and … Read more
The NCAA Final Four is in my home city of ATLANTA this weekend, so even though my alma mater Clemson isn’t in the tourney (ha, like that would happen), it’s still really exciting. Oh, and I went to a Conan taping yesterday and it was a basketball-themed show so it got me even more pumped. … Read more
Oh Easter. A time for (boozy) brunch, candy bingeing, and people who never go to church turning religious for a day. We can all agree that this holiday is THE BEST for candy, but it can get overwhelming when you’re deciding what will be worth the inevitable adult tummy-ache. Let’s break it down in no … Read more