I don’t think you guys fully understand my obsession with Mexican culture, mainly the food, the drinks, and the accessories. Which is why I think Cinco de Mayo is the best holiday ever, better than St. Patrick’s Day, Flag Day, Arbor Day, and even……..Christmas. Oh, I said it. Here’s why. 1. The headwear. Stupid Santa … Read more
Can you tell there’s a theme this week? I can’t wait to get outta’ town, put on my tailgating outfit, and start drinking at 8 a.m. because some jerk-offs in the NCAA world decided to make the Clemson/VA Tech game at noon. But it’s fine–since we’re the #1 Tailgating School in the South, we can … Read more
Happy 2013, beautiful people! Have you recovered from New Year’s Eve yet? (I just did.) Witty + Pretty DID take a holiday break, but we’re back and have lots of badass beauty booty planned for 2013. First up: RESOLUTIONS. You know, like…Lose 20 pounds. Find a sugar daddy. Stop chewing Nicorette. Pay off your Nordstrom … Read more
I came across The Notebook on ABC Family the other night during the famous kissing-in-the-rain scene and it literally stopped me in my tracks (on my way to the kitchen to pour more wine). I had forgotten how incredibly SEXY that scene was. Then I saw a preview for Gangster Squad, Ryan’s second movie with … Read more
Well. That little vacation from blogging was about ten days longer than intended. Oops. I’m so sorry, faithful readers–it will never happen again and I just slapped myself on the wrist so you don’t have to. But the good news is I have SO FREAKING MUCH cool beauty stuff to share in the coming weeks … Read more
I have never lived with a dude (and not sure how I’m ever going to manage that), but I do live with a dog and lately I’ve been thinking that they’re probably pretty similar. Which got me thinking…having a dog is pretty similar to having a boyfriend/fiance/husband in general. Let’s take a look: 1. They will … Read more
Since I’m currently out of the country (which sounds borderline douchey no matter how you say it), I figured this Friday’s post should be about the joys of traveling. As always, it’s perfectly acceptable if… 1. You wait until you get to the airport to pick a seat and know that if they try to … Read more
1. I’m going on a weeklong vacation to celebrate my 30th birthday at my favorite place on Earth, Dewey Beach, Delaware, with my family and friends! Obviously, I plan on checking into the Delta Sky Club and getting in an escalator workout. 2. As you read this, I’m probably on a plane sitting in between … Read more
Happy March! I was just in a Flywheel class with Jake Gyllenhaal, so I know it’s going to be a good month. And yes, he was gorgeous, sweaty and all. But lady boners aside, here’s what went down this week in pop culture. 1. Miss Teen Delaware is a whore. Okay, that was a little harsh, … Read more
I grew up going to New York City on the reg, visit once or twice a year now, and was just there last weekend for a wedding. You’re probably thinking, “Ohmygod, don’t you totally LOVE NYC? Isn’t is the best city in the world?!” I meeeean… Ummm…. Don’t get me wrong. Sometimes I REALLY do … Read more