Ashley Hesseltine WHAT….a week it has been. Girls who only post pics of their food and vacation feet on Facebook claimed to watch the presidential debate, Nicki Minaj is about to beat Mariah Carey’s ASS on national television, and Emoji added new emoticons like fried shrimp, a SECOND camel, and a gay couple. Life is good. Here … Read more
You may know this tip all too well and think, “DUH, ASHLEY, I never leave home without doing that, you dummy,” or I could be dropping a total beauty bomb on you, but either way, this is a makeup trick I’ve been doing for years, and it works like a charm for opening up your … Read more
So, Esquire named Mila Kunis The Sexiest Woman Alive for 2012. SHOCKER. Not only is she smokin’ hot, but she’s actually cool and funny, so good luck trying to top this one next year, guys. Watch this video of her sexiness in action and please, ladies, don’t feel bad about yourselves. You would look that amazing if … Read more
International Get Busy Day, excuse me, VALENTINE’S DAY is one week away and if you have someone to show your heart (or hoo-ha) to, you’re probably thinking about what will showcase it best. I’ve picked out some of the sexiest and flattering pieces that say “I’m ready to get it on…but I’m no whore.” However, … Read more
I have dropped and cracked two bronzers in the last month. Yes, one incident was booze-induced, but like, at this point, someone should suspend my beauty blogger card. I use Pla Beauty’s ahhh-mazing bronzer in Cougar (rawwr) and when I dropped it the first time a few weeks ago, I tried to salvage it for … Read more
What a week it’s been! Honey Boo Boo premiered, Twilight fans are still sobbing themselves to sleep because Bella cheated on Edward, and more hookups went down in Olympic Village than a Vegas porn convention. It’s time for another roundup of five happenings/observations/thoughts from the week that I hope you can relate to. Last week … Read more
I said…BRRR, it’s cold out there (there must be some Clovers in the atmosphere). Ok, Bring It On references aside (is it just me or was that Kirsten Dunst’s career high?), it is getting chilly in most parts of the country, which means it’s time for cute fall/winter style, even though you may want to … Read more
Historically, November has not been my finest month. One November, I lost my car and reported it stolen. Years ago in November, I got a DUI (and yes, I just admitted that on the Internet). And for the past two Novembers, I’ve gotten weird injuries that kept me on the DL for three months and … Read more
Oh, primer. Without you, we’d be slapping foundation atop our moisturizer with the potential for a shiny, makeup slip ‘n slide situation within hours (and we all know slip ‘n slides are for frat parties, not faces). I have dry skin, so the risk of looking like an oil slick isn’t really an issue, but … Read more
It’s 3 a.m. and I must be lonely hearing things because that sounds like a new Matchbox Twenty song on the radio. I kid. They are actually back (didn’t see that one coming) and have a new single that I’m digging—“She’s So Mean.” I like it because I believe most of us ladies have a little … Read more