10 Old-School Beauty Products That Still Work #LikeABoss

There are 93874298374893274 beauty products on the market today (give or take), but many of those will be gone in a year, into the #BeautyFail abyss. Yet some have been around since before your mom started wearing rouge and are still popular as ever because well, they work. Here are ten old-school classics that have … Read more

How a Former Taylor Swift Hater Totally Changed Her Tune

Am I tripping on psychedelic mushrooms or is there a Snowpocalypse in Saudi Arabia right now because this blog entry is about Taylor Swift…and it’s positive. FML. I’m not one to excessively celebrity gossip (that’s for bores and basics), but you may know I used to majorly hate on Taylor Swift. I could not stand her … Read more

$300 Hair Dryer: Worth it?

If you’re a regular W+P reader, first of all: I love you. Second of all, you probably know I’m on a constant mission to bring my hair to its maximum potential. And I thought I had all the tools and tricks…until I received my Harry Josh pro dryer. Now, this is a $300 piece of … Read more

Is Your Workout Making You Break Out? (Because Mine Was)

I don’t really know how else to say this without sounding braggy, so I’ll just blurt it out: I hardly ever get blemishes. BUT WAIT, don’t hate me yet—my skin is dry AF, so while you ladies with more oily complexions may be pimple-prone, I’m aging more rapidly than you as we speak. Crows feet … Read more

Double Duty Beauty: Elastic Hair Ties + Bracelets

After a few drinks with some ladies at the W Midtown the other night, we were drawn to The W Store like secret service agents to a Colombian whore house. If you don’t know about The W Store, know this: it’s basically the mother ship (albeit, a tiny one) of awesome, won’t-find-elsewhere accessories, gifts, beauty products, … Read more

The Dumbest Hairstyles at New York Fashion Week

I have been to New York Fashion Week once, and that was enough for me. Until I’m famous enough to get front row seats to the hottest shows with cocktails included and not have to wait in line, I’ll pass. In other words, I guess that first time was my last. But I do enjoy … Read more

Meet W+P’s Fitness and Health Expert, Cara Weaver!

You know those girls who are super fit and hot, and on top of that, they’re holding down an awesome job AND a family, and on top of THAT, they’re actually genuine, nice, and fun? It’s like, are you human? Well get ready to meet one in real life: Cara Weaver, Witty + Pretty’s newest contributor, … Read more

The New Mathematical Way Men Rate Women in 2022

“All women are crazy.” A statement we’ve heard too many times before. Well guess what, guys are crazy, too, so let’s put the whole backlash of that statement behind us and focus on this educational video for a second. (For the record; crazy to a female is equivalent to creepy as a male, so if you want … Read more

Standup Comedy Clip: The Teddy Bear Vibrator

This week, I did standup at one of my favorite comedy clubs in the city, The Atlanta Improv, for open mic night, and it was a packed house as Ron White was stopping by to shut it down after amateur hour. There were 250+ people in attendance, which is the largest crowd I’ve ever performed for, plus I … Read more

I Am So Sick of Soccer Haters (Especially You, Ann Coulter)

Guess what? I am REALLY into the World Cup. I enjoy watching the sport, and I’m invested because it’s our country playing against the WORLD and we’re advancing. It’s exhilarating. I like the camaraderie of watching with friends in a bar, but I had to admit, I probably liked the game I watched by myself … Read more