Ashley Hesseltine Oh, the Grammys. A night of surprises, weird interesting collaborations, live tweet-fests, LGBT weddings, Taylor Swift awkwardly dancing in the front row (ALWAYS), and musical icons putting on boring performances but we all have to pretend we like them because they’re legends. What? But even though the show was 98794837598745 hours long, it wasn’t a … Read more
I have never lived with a dude (and not sure how I’m ever going to manage that), but I do live with a dog and lately I’ve been thinking that they’re probably pretty similar. Which got me thinking…having a dog is pretty similar to having a boyfriend/fiance/husband in general. Let’s take a look: 1. They will … Read more
Since I’m currently out of the country (which sounds borderline douchey no matter how you say it), I figured this Friday’s post should be about the joys of traveling. As always, it’s perfectly acceptable if… 1. You wait until you get to the airport to pick a seat and know that if they try to … Read more
I can’t tell you how many times my girlfriends and I have sat around at brunch talking about sex, and been like, “You know, it’s totally AMAAAAAZING having sex with condoms, but what would make it even more UHHHHH-mazing would be a whole lot more latex. Like, the dude’s entire junk area covered in rubber. … Read more
Not that the #IceBucketChallenge wasn’t an incredible fundraising effort and example of social media’s power, but by week four, I think we were all like And those people who were very last to do it…bless their hearts. But something has surfaced in its wake and it’s, well….ballsy. Literally. Celebs and common folk are grabbing their … Read more
Alarming statistic: Since April 1, the number of minor car accidents per month among females ages 19-34 has nearly TRIPLED. And I know the reason, as I almost rear-ended someone just yesterday: Hot guys running with their shirts off. It’s an epidemic and it’s got to stop, for the safety of us hot-blooded young gals. (Ladies … Read more
The dentist: Not fun. Three-cocktail buzz in the middle of the day: Fun. Deciding precisely when to end your buzz and having no hangover whatsoever: Sign me up. All these things come together with sedation dentistry (ie. getting nitrous oxide during an exam), which is exactly what I headed to Goldstein Dental Center to investigate. … Read more
Fireball was that perfect guy who always lived in your city but you never knew existed. He was around, but you were too busy making out with Jose, Jim, Jack, or Goose, or partying with your red-headed slut friends to notice. But then finally in 2013 (or maybe it was 2012, you can’t really remember), … Read more
With so much going on in the A-T-L, it’s kinda’ hard not to find shiz that’s fun as hell. What? Sorry I was listening to “Gin and Juice” earlier (#FlashbackFriday y’all). ANYWAY, I have some gems for my Atlanta folk, all of which come with discounts or incentives. I didn’t plan for all these event … Read more
1. I’m going on a weeklong vacation to celebrate my 30th birthday at my favorite place on Earth, Dewey Beach, Delaware, with my family and friends! Obviously, I plan on checking into the Delta Sky Club and getting in an escalator workout. 2. As you read this, I’m probably on a plane sitting in between … Read more