Ashley Hesseltine I don’t think you guys fully understand my obsession with Mexican culture, mainly the food, the drinks, and the accessories. Which is why I think Cinco de Mayo is the best holiday ever, better than St. Patrick’s Day, Flag Day, Arbor Day, and even……..Christmas. Oh, I said it. Here’s why. 1. The headwear. Stupid Santa … Read more
Just a week ago, I ordered my standard Green Lemonade juice from Whole Foods (one of the few options we have in Atlanta for truly all-natural, raw juice) and said, “I love this, but I wish it was colder. They should do smoothies.” Okay. I’m either a psychic or a blind idiot, but I had never … Read more
Can you tell there’s a theme this week? I can’t wait to get outta’ town, put on my tailgating outfit, and start drinking at 8 a.m. because some jerk-offs in the NCAA world decided to make the Clemson/VA Tech game at noon. But it’s fine–since we’re the #1 Tailgating School in the South, we can … Read more
I am extremely disappointed in myself for all the times I’ve seen girls post pictures of their thigh/knee area at the beach, pool, etc. (myself included!) and never once thought, “You know, those gams look like a pair of Ballpark franks.” And this is coming from the girl who once ate four chili-and-Cheetos dogs from … Read more
Forget Bound 2 parodies (so two weeks ago), articles about selfies (so last month), and Doge (WTF is that anyway?). The best thing on the Internet, especially around the holidays, is Home Alone analysis. OBVIOUSLY, Home Alone is the best holiday movie ever made (although I still can’t watch Marv step on those broken ornaments … Read more
Happy 2013, beautiful people! Have you recovered from New Year’s Eve yet? (I just did.) Witty + Pretty DID take a holiday break, but we’re back and have lots of badass beauty booty planned for 2013. First up: RESOLUTIONS. You know, like…Lose 20 pounds. Find a sugar daddy. Stop chewing Nicorette. Pay off your Nordstrom … Read more
As I approach the big 3-0, I’ve become a little more obsessive concerned with this whole aging thing, especially in my facial region. I could talk products all day, but here are three FREE things you can do to put your best face forward. 1. Relax your face. No, I don’t mean act like you’ve … Read more
Tomorrow, I’m heading to my alma mater, Clemson, for a weekend with my college besties and to watch the Tigers crush Virginia Tech. But more importantly…tailgating (and in case you didn’t know, Clemson was just voted #1 tailgate school in the South by Southern Living). And also of importance…what to wear whilst tailgating, especially because … Read more
I came across The Notebook on ABC Family the other night during the famous kissing-in-the-rain scene and it literally stopped me in my tracks (on my way to the kitchen to pour more wine). I had forgotten how incredibly SEXY that scene was. Then I saw a preview for Gangster Squad, Ryan’s second movie with … Read more
Well. That little vacation from blogging was about ten days longer than intended. Oops. I’m so sorry, faithful readers–it will never happen again and I just slapped myself on the wrist so you don’t have to. But the good news is I have SO FREAKING MUCH cool beauty stuff to share in the coming weeks … Read more