Ashley Hesseltine

Most girls, no matter how thin, have an inner fat kid who comes out on special occasions (read: when certain foods are presented to her). In honor of Fat Tuesday, I’d like to present these glorious bundles of empty calories. 5. Cheese dip and chips. Walk into a Mexican/Tex-Mex restaurant during happy hour/dinner and you’re … Read more

One day last week, whilst walking my dog (read: IN PUBLIC), I looked down at myself and truly comprehended what I was wearing: Army green yoga pants (AKA the most unflattering piece of clothing I’ve ever put on my body), a red T-shirt from a Mexican restaurant that I got FREE on Cinco de Mayo … Read more

Hollaaaaa! It’s W+P’s second anniversary, which means giveaways alllll week long. The first one had to be from one of my favorite makeup brands, Urban Decay. If you don’t remember the post about UD’s game-changing Revolution lipstick, either read it, or just know that this stuff is the real deal–creamy, hydrating, highly pigmented, long-lasting, and with … Read more

A week ago, a friend posted on Facebook that Jay Z was the Nickelback of rappers. After I recovered from shock, I politely inserted my correction: Obviously, the thread got heated (you can’t just throw around crazy statements about HOVA like that and not get backlash), and I noticed one girl commented, “I can’t stand Jay Z … Read more

In case you haven’t read the Internet or a magazine or watched TV or talked to anyone for the past decade, it has been proven that sun exposure ages your skin like nothing else. I know, crazy right? I think of the days in my early twenties (#SpringBreak BITCHES!) when I would bake in the … Read more

I watched Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video (after 50 million people had already viewed it, and 30 of those 50 million probably climaxed) and I was, in a word, repulsed. Asses clapping, asses twerking, asses in the air doggystyle position, asses shaking in slow-mo, girls touching each other’s asses, girls grinding on each other’s asses, girls … Read more

I went into The Fault in Our Stars like most girls go into their period week: You know you’ll get emotional, you know you’re going to cry, you know you’ll need some M&Ms, and you know it will be over soon enough. I will admit it was the most I’ve ever cried in a movie, even … Read more

If there’s one thing we can agree on when it comes to Instagram, it’s this: And if there’s another thing we can agree on, it’s that animals are the best. Animals don’t wake up in the morning, put on a full face of makeup, then take a selfie and hashtag #IWokeUpLikeThis. Animals don’t pretend to … Read more

Face contouring: The magical trick professional makeup artists use to completely transform people’s faces and turn even the most #BasicBitch into a supermodel. Or Lana Del Rey… Ok that was dramatic (and I also just wanted an excuse to hashtag #basicbitch), but seriously…makeup (and specifically face contouring) can do some crazy shit, proven by the photos … Read more

The Stockton Police Department posted the above mugshot of a fine male specimen named Jeremy Meeks (Ashley Meeks, how does that sound?) and women of Facebook went wild. At the time of this post, it had 15.5K+ likes and nearly 4K comments. A DAMN MUGSHOT. And it clearly wasn’t because people are supporting the police … Read more