How to Live Your Best Life in Key West

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My first time in Key West was sophomore year spring break. I was 19 and got into every bar, rocked the shit out of some Bebe tube tops and Abercrombie jean skirts, and fell in love with a local, who I ended up going back down to visit after the semester was over. Fifteen years … Read more

Buying Used Sex Toys On Craigslist?

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I happen to have an arsenal of sex toys, namely vibrators. Attribute it to the fact that I co-hosted a Pure Romance party for four years in a row where I not only got free gifts but also got wasted. “Limited Ddition” neon yellow dildo butterfly vibrator for $80? Sure why not! My power bill … Read more

Summer in San Juan!

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Back in April/May, I decided that this was going to be ASHLEY’S SUMMER OF FUN. The first few months of the year were total shit not great for me personally and I didn’t take any vacations, so by the time June rolled around, I was so ready to GTFO of my depression town. To kick off my … Read more

Easy, Low-Cal Recipe ALERT: Skinny Salmon Salad

I don’t whip up elaborate meals (due to my extreme lack of patience), but I do like to eat healthy, so when I’m not dining out and have hit my Whole Foods quota for the week, I need quick, easy options that do a body good. My friend Kate introduced me to this salad a … Read more

Why All Women Should Get a Professional Bra Fitting

Well, I posted a full bikini shot last year, so it was only a matter of time before you guys saw me in my underwear. I guess we’re officially friends now. So ladies, let me ask you two questions. 1) Have you ever gotten a professional bra fitting? And 2) Do you own a really … Read more

Brown Sugar & Lemon Scrub to exfoliate, moisturize Recipes

Another guest blogger, whaaaa?! The Witty + Pretty party just keeps getting better, and in the words of the renowned poet Pitbull, “Don’t Stop the Party” (ie. keep reading). I met Lauren virtually through a friend (thanks David!) and guest blogged on her site, Strictly Nutritious, last week (about booze, shocker). While her awesome blog … Read more