Today is a very special day. It’s a day when you’re required to eat tacos, drink tequila, wear a sombrero, and yell out “Ole!” on the hour. Plus, the pickup lines are endless:
“They say tequila makes your clothes fall off. Want to test that theory?” “You’re like a pinata. I’d definitely hit that.” “You’re the kind of guy I could mari-achi.” “Are you from Mexico? Because you look like you belong under me.” “You make me caliente.”
“Let’s go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.”
Okay, so maybe that last one is a little forward. And of course, there are the inappropriate lines about eating tacos (but keep those until after dark).
In honor of this momentous occasion, I’d like to share a video that features tequila, kittens, and THE HOTTEST BEARDED MAN I think I’ve ever seen (in case you didn’t know, I love a furry-faced dude). Thank you to my friend Molly for passing this along. Watch the whole thing and prepare yourself for a lady boner. And just think, if you drink enough, you’ll meet a guy that (you think) looks exactly like this.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!