Here’s What Women Have to Say About the Hottest Convict on the Internet

The Stockton Police Department posted the above mugshot of a fine male specimen named Jeremy Meeks (Ashley Meeks, how does that sound?) and women of Facebook went wild.

At the time of this post, it had 15.5K+ likes and nearly 4K comments. A DAMN MUGSHOT. And it clearly wasn’t because people are supporting the police doing their jobs and arresting criminals.

Here are some of the gems.

This guy is just plain confused like the rest of us. I mean, how did Abercrombie not find this guy?
screen-shot-2014-06-19-at-4-51-45-pm-2814209 One lady wasn’t impressed. Because she’s obviously blind. And can’t spell.

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This chick won the hashtag award. #PenPals FTW.

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This person nailed it. (RIP Paul.)

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And get this: SOMEONE MADE A DAMN FAN PAGE.

screen-shot-2014-06-19-at-4-54-21-pm-8205602“Criminal person.” Nice.

But the fan page isn’t enough for this horny gal…
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This man says what many others were thinking. 
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This guy rains on everyone’s parade.
screen-shot-2014-06-19-at-4-52-55-pm-7196331 But this chick makes the best point ever.

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I said my two cents.

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And my girl Shannon Ray of Gloss + Dirt made another good point…
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There you have it, the most lady boner-inducing mugshot there ever was. Sure this guy may not be husband material, but you can’t deny his hotness and that he definitely should be modeling instead of gun toting. Would I hook up with him? I don’t know. Does anyone know how tall he is? And who knows, maybe he’s not guilty and the teardrop tat is just a joke (maybe it’s temporary!).

A girl can dream.

LYLAS,
Ashley