Girl, You Need a Blanket Scarf (We All Do)

Let it be known that I was blogging about “blanket scarves” before the “legit” fashion bloggers got to it, but mine was more of a spring/summer style and it was French because I’m just fancy like that. ANYWAY, last year Zara introduced its big-ass blanket scarf and Pinterest exploded with adoration and “how-tos” (because wearing a scarf is hard, y’all). Apparently I was too busy crushing holiday cookies and downing red wine to notice this winter must-have, but thanks to an Instagram tipster, I got in on this year’s plaid masterpiece (for a measly $30!).

Just yesterday, I was taking an afternoon nap (don’t judge) when I heard a delivery guy knock and drop a package on my doorstep and I was like
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It was truly like Christmas. I sprung up, ran and opened the door, and half-expected to see a fat guy in red taking off on a reindeer-pulled sleigh. But alas, it was just a black guy in brown walking down the hallway.

I’ll be honest; I was skeptical of this thing. Was it going to be TOO big, not big enough, really soft…wait what am I talking about? But the second I held it, I knew it was everything I’d fantasized about and more.

Obviously I had that shit on Instagram within 30 seconds.

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Now of course you’re not going to wear it like that because we’re not in Pakistan or Antarctica, so let’s see how the real fashionistas rock this glorious accessory.^My girl Cathy from Poor Little It Girl.

I mean yeah, it’s huge (about 5 ft x 5 ft). It’s not a “regular” scarf. But you can totally bundle yourself up, it makes the rest of your body look small in comparison, and it’s PERFECTION for traveling. Also if you go home with a random on a cold winter’s night and he has some bullshit comforter he’s hogging, at least you won’t die of hypothermia. (Just looking out for my single sisters.)

I have a feeling the Zara one could be close to selling out (hurry hurry!), but here are some others gems as well:

Express, $35, about 4 ft. x 5 ft.
ASOS (on par with Zara’s), $34, about 5 ft. x 5 ft.

(There’s so many more on ASOS, too.)

Kate Spade/Shopbop, $128, 2.5 ft. x 7 ft. (um, that’s long AF)

And if you’re rich, Alexander McQueen’s cashmere skull scarf for $745…And that’s a wrap.

LYLAS,
Ashley